Wednesday, January 28, 1998

Finally...

... a place to focus on wnd.

I'm not deaf to your pleas to start a blog. I'm well aware of the 100,000 signature petition circulating the Internet, the media's incessant "what if" reporting on the subject, as well as that relentless voice inside each of your heads musing, "Jeremy's so incredibly interesting and important. From his wnd emails to that movie he just co-wrote and co-stars in that I can't remember the name of to his impending marriage to what's-her-face to his erotically potent knowledge of the S.A.T. to his lame attempts to get the producers of "Grey's Anatomy" to rename his recurring character "McTallAndLeany"... he's just so damn layered! If he doesn't immediately find a way to start expressing even his most mundane thoughts in some sort of online format, I'm going to kill someone!!" All right, all right. I'll do what you want: just put down your weapon.

It seems that my innately simple modesty and deep aversion to such self-indulgence must be brushed aside if for no other reason than to prevent any needless gun play. And so, I humbly accept your request to fill the world with more needless drivel.

You're welcome.