d.b.a.

41 First Ave
NYC 10003
Cross Street: 2nd

Play WND

Fantasy Baseball... Fantasy Baseball... I have become consumed by it.

I've never done it before, but somehow woke up one day to find myself in not 1, but 2 fantasy baseball leagues. Now I stare at computers all day, monitoring everything in the world that has to do with my players: which way does Edgardo Alfonzo sleep; how long does it take Todd Helton to digest a bagel; what does Roger Cedeno think about that poor guy from Milli Vanilli. I don't even think I have a very good team (Does John McEnroe even play baseball?), and yet I cannot focus on anything else.

There's the "WHIP ratio" and "holds" which are a lot less intimate than you think. R.B.I.s... H.A.s... K.B.B.s... B.A.s... B.A.N.A.N.As. Baseball! More! Daddy needs a 4-bagger!

Come help me unwind this Wednesday after 9:00 at:

d.b.a.

41 First Ave

NYC 10003
Cross Street: 2nd

P.S. I think it's Seraphim's birthday or something. If she played baseball, I'd know for sure.