Wednesday Night Drinks: November 2005

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

West Siiiiiiiide WND

This Wednesday marks the birthday of the original co-founder of WND . . .
The honorable Michael Cameron Lingle.

Come pay tribute to a great man who read Shogun at the age of 11, won a gold medal in the '80s (for singing in madrigals) (with me) and whose dazzling work in our high school band, "Shalom," was showcased brilliantly both at the senior talent show where we kicked some serious ass, and at the famed Battle of the Bands where we made mincemeat of "Ballistix," a 14-year old mullet-wearing duo. They tanked. We rocked. We rocked so hard.
You can learn more by tuning in to VH-1's special 'Behind The Music' about us. I think there'll be a reunion once we all get out of rehab.

Happy birthday, Iron Mike.

Join Jay and me this Wednesday after 8:30 at:

Viceroy

1819 Ocean Ave
Santa Monica, CA 90401
Cross Street: Pico

p.s. I don't want to hear any complaining from you hollywood-ers, los feliz-ites or silver lake-oroons. I schlepped all the way from New York to be here -- the least you can do is familiarize yourself with the 10 and have a drink with us.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

WND to the nth power

If there's anything that my 19 years on the planet have taught me it's that math is quite something. Agree or disagree? How have prime numbers impacted your life? What about the surface area of a cube? Why do circles act so holier-than-thou around hexagons? Do you secretly admire them for it? (Be honest.) If you're an x-axis personality, have you noticed how much you dislike y-axis people at first sight? And if you're a y-axis person, why are you so annoying?

Come discuss your findings with Jay and me this Wednesday after 8:30 at the last drinks before Thanksgiving:

Tiki Ti

4427 W Sunset Blvd

Los Angeles, CA 90027

Cross Street: Virgil

Jeremy

xyxy

Wednesday, November 9, 2005

WND (fly, eagles, fly)

It is with a heavy heart that I announce my decision to turn down the Philadelphia Eagles' impassioned plea to replace their banished wide receiver whose name I shall not utter. As a rabid, nay RABBid Eagles fan, I am pained by recent events, and honestly considered rejoining the squad. However, I took a vow after setting the single-season touchdown record (250) that this 6'4", 215 pound chiseled specimen (give or take 100 pounds) would hang 'em up for good. My word is my bond... as is my bond.

Join Jay and me this Wednesday after 8:30 pm at:

Crescent Hotel

403 N Crescent Dr

Beverly Hills, CA 90210

Cross Street: Santa Monica

How many have you been to?

Los Angeles
3rd Stop
4100 Bar
72 Market Street
Air Conditioned
The Alibi Room
Baja Cantina
Bar Lubitsch
Bar Marmont
Bar Noir at Maison 140
Barcopa
Barney's Beanery
Beauty Bar
Beechwood
The Belmont
Bigfoot Lodge
Birds
Boardner's
The Brig
Boulevard Lounge
Bowery
Burgundy Room
Cat & Fiddle (the first bar in L.A.)
Chez Jay
Coronet
The Crescent Hotel
Daddy's Lounge
The Derby
The Dime
Dresden
Eat on Sunset
Edendale
El Carmen
El Guapo
Father’s Office (santa monica)

Father's Office (culver city)
Formosa
Frank N Hank’s

The Garter
The Gaslite
Good Luck
Hinano Cafe
Hollywood Social Club
Hop Louie

Hush Lounge
James Beach
Jones

Johnny's Cocktail Lounge
La Poubelle
Liquid Kitty
Lola’s
Magnolia
Monroe's
The Other Room
Rainbow
Red Lion
Red Rock
Renee's
Roosevelt Hotel - Tropicana Bar
Roost

Rush Street
S Bar
Saints And Sinners
Sapphire Lounge
The Snake Pit
The Spanish Kitchen
Tangier
Tiki Ti
Tiny’s KO
Tom Bergin's
Venice Whaler
Viceroy
The Village Idiot
Voda
The Well
The Woods
The White Horse
Winston’s
The World Cafe
YE COACH & HORSES

New York

10th Street Lounge (where wnd began)

Bar 9

Chelsea Billiards

d.b.a.

Eight Mile Creek

Eugene

Happy Ending

Lincoln Center - Midsummer Swing

Lounge 24/8

McSorley's

Motor City Bar

O'Neals

Park Bar

Pop

Roxy

Rhone

Rudy's Bar & Grill

Swim

What is WND?

"Join Mike and me for Wednesday Night Drinks this Wednesday at:
10th Street Lounge
212 E 10th St
NYC
Cross Street: 2nd Ave"

That was the first, scintillating email I sent about wnd back in October of 1998. My buddy, “Iron” Mike, had suggested we start a casual get-together at a bar on Wednesdays since people usually have plans on the weekend and it's nice to have a mid-week break. The idea was that he and I would host, showing up to said bar where some of our friends would join us and... well, that was pretty much it. Sometimes 30 people graced us with their presence; sometimes it was just Mike and I catching up on the last 15 seconds. Whatever the turnout, it was always fun and a great way for our friends (and hated enemies) to meet each other.

We began at the 10th Street Lounge in the East Village, and stayed there. I just calculated that from October 24, 1998 (the first wnd) thru July 19, 2000 (the 76th wnd), we never switched bars. That's 76 times at the same bar. If I could go back in time, I guess I'd tell Mike and myself... How about a little variety, guys?! Switch it up, for god's sake! Is this some kind of Skinner Box experiment? Open a yellow pages. Something.

Amazingly, and without the help of my time travel, we started mixing in other bars. We kept wnd going though the beginning of 2005, at which time I moved to Los Angeles. I then solicited the help of my buddy, "Iron" Jay, to continue the tradition out west, where it has now flourished for nearly 4 years. Jay's most notable contribution was spearheading the idea that we never repeat a bar (with some very special exceptions) which is now the policy. Since he's the Bar-Czar, in charge of finding new locales, you might say that was a dumb idea. Way to think that one through, Jay-Jay.

In the early days, I'd send a brief email invite (see above) for purely informational purposes. As you can imagine, that got boring real fast, and worse, started to resemble spam. So the challenge became, and remains to this day, how to craft an email that won’t elicit the response, “Unsubscribe! Unsubscribe!” It’s not enough simply to avoid pestering: people actually have to look forward to the reminders. Since it's now been nearly 10 years, we figured it was time to put all the idiocy in one centralized place where people can mock me more efficiently. That said, peruse these many invites, each listed under the very date that particular wnd took place, so that you can determine for yourself the exact moment you would have blocked my email address.

That tingle you now feel is anticipation.

A Post From The Future

Wednesday, December 31, 9999

Yes, it's the year 9999 as you'll notice both from the date of this posting and how awful my 8000+ year-old wife and I look in the photo. We're so old - so very, very old. The skeptics among you might think that the Jeremy of your time somehow manipulated the timestamp, as if I/he were some sort of, I don't know, computer genius. You flatter us. Blogs such as these are too carefully constructed and honed to perfection to allow for such horseplay.

Wnd is of course still going strong, so you have that to look forward to when your body starts to decay in unbelievably disturbing ways. I'd tell you about how different things are in the future, but I've never been particularly observant. Even as a kid, my parents would ask what camp was like and the only thing I could remember was drinking bug juice. Sure, I could make up stuff for you all about the amazing technology we now have and the really great sit-coms that are hilarious, but what's the point? Knowing what happens in the future won't clean all those dishes you left in the sink, will it?

(We're all about pithy aphorisms here in 9999.)

I should probably take a nap since I'm really unbelievably old. Ancient really. There's probably a better word that captures the sheer breadth of my age, but I can't think of it.

Oh, crap! I just realized tonight's New Year's Eve 10,000 and my nice pants are at the shop. What a bummer.

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Labels: Esperanto, Flying Cars

1 comment:

Dominica said...

I'm very disappointed to see that punctuation marks are still alive and well in the year 9999. There goes the PhD thesis I've been toiling on for years entitled, "Banish the Question Mark: What Good Is It"

Thanks a lot.

June 17, 2008 1:21 PM

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