WND (fly, eagles, fly)

It is with a heavy heart that I announce my decision to turn down the Philadelphia Eagles' impassioned plea to replace their banished wide receiver whose name I shall not utter. As a rabid, nay RABBid Eagles fan, I am pained by recent events, and honestly considered rejoining the squad. However, I took a vow after setting the single-season touchdown record (250) that this 6'4", 215 pound chiseled specimen (give or take 100 pounds) would hang 'em up for good. My word is my bond... as is my bond.

Join Jay and me this Wednesday after 8:30 pm at:

Crescent Hotel

403 N Crescent Dr

Beverly Hills, CA 90210

Cross Street: Santa Monica