The Well

6225 W Sunset Blvd

Los Angeles, CA 90028

Cross Street: Vine

Type of WND

For drinks this week, we shall be celebrating the satisfaction that can only come from true self-knowledge. The inspiration comes from a workshop I attended entitled, "Type Me." No, I didn't learn how to operate a bossy, interactive typewriter. Instead, a group of strangers watched me introduce myself, and based on that riveting event, selected words to describe my first impression. Needless to say, It was quite educational.

The expected responses ("Off-beat," "Character-y," "Edgy," "Mischievous") were off-set by descriptions that, well, differed slightly from my own self-image ("Outdoorsman," "Gigolo," Religion Nut"). Well, who am I to argue? I hereby shed my self-deluded ways and embrace the new me.

Join us this Wednesday after 8:30 at:

Dresden

where me and my blue-haired sugar-mommies will shoot some whitetail in the name of the Holy Father, you godless heathens.

1760 N Vermont Ave
Los Feliz, CA 90027
Cross Street: Kingswell

Go West, WND

It's time to come out west... where it's the best. For those 323'ers, 818'ers, 609'ers and beyond: if you're serious about getting that complimentary, super-keen, day-glo spandex unitard from us reading: "I'm a serious regular at WND" you're going to have to demonstrate your travel-ability.

Join Jay and me this Wednesday after 8:00 at:

Chez Jay

1657 Ocean Ave
Santa Monica, CA 90401
Cross Street: Seaside Terrace

Jeremy
p.s. The unitard fits like a dream.

WND to the izzay

"Drop the bass, yo"
n-ts-n-ts-n-ts-n-ts
"Said I'm J to the izzay, R to the izzo" n-ts-n-ts-n-ts-n-ts
(Let's see... what else... mentioned my name -- check) n-ts-n-ts-n-ts-n-ts
(What rhymes with 'izzo'? 'bizzo', 'cizzo', 'fizzo'...) n-ts-n-ts-n-ts-n-ts
(Maybe I know someone named Fizzo? Just check the old palm pilot real quick...)
n-ts-n-ts-n-ts-n-ts
(... and snake eyes; it skips from 'fisher' to 'fleischman')
n-ts-n-ts-n-ts-n-ts
"Said I'm J to the izzay, R to the izzo"
"I like gettin' busy, but I hated Frank Rizzo"
[b.1920-d.1990 -- Mayor of Philadelphia, police commissioner, cop, consummate campaigner, Frank patrolled the urban landscape with an iron fist...]

Join us for drinks this Wednesday after 8:30 pm to the izzay at:

The Cat & The Fiddle

6530 Sunset Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90028

Cross Street: Schrader

Big ups and peace out,
Jeremy... to the jackasso