Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Ignore your cardiologist WND

A lot of people ask me how I stay so thin. Exercise? Take care of myself? Lucky genes? Guess no more, for my treasured secret is finally out. The Gateway Grizzlies, a minor league baseball team in Illinois, just co-opted my daily regimen for its latest concession -- "Baseball's Best Burger." Here's its official description:

"The ballpark sandwich will include a hamburger topped with sharp cheddar cheese and two slices of bacon -- all between a "bun" made of a sliced Krispy Kreme Original Glazed doughnut. [The team's general manager/gourmand], who has said he has eaten at least 10 of the new creations as part of a "sampling process," said the team hopes to sell 100 to 200 of them a night at $4.50 each. He calls it a bargain, considering it is a meal and a dessert in one."

I know what you're thinking: it looks healthy and it sounds healthy, but does it taste good? Trust me: this baby actually melts in your mouth before exploding your heart into a thousand points of delicious aorta. Yummy.

Join us this Wednesday after 8:30 as part of your own "sampling process" at:

Burgundy Room

1621 1/2 Cahuenga Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90028
Cross Street: Selma

and then in honor of the double-dip, at 10:00 (once it opens), we're heading to:

Hollywood Social Club

1651 Wilcox Ave
Hollywood, CA 90028
Cross Street: Hollywood


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