Drippy WND

It might be because this past weekend was the anniversary of my bar-mitzvah (thanks for all your cards by the way), but I suddenly found clarity with a long-standing conundrum. Back in 12th grade, my classmate, Brian, chose the following Steve Miller lyric as his quote for his yearbook page:

"Everything's better when wet."

At the time, I was just certain that couldn't be right. I mean, everything? Come on. But for the life of me, I couldn't come up with a single thing to disprove it, so I kept quiet. Until now. Read it and weep, Brian:

Socks.

I'll skip the forced segue involving Wetness and Drinks and Wednesday and you, and just invite you to join us this Wednesday after 8:30 at:

The Bowery

6268 Sunset Blvd
Hollywood, CA 90028

Cross Street: Vine