• Won $6 at a slot machine inside a Rite-Aid while waiting for my buddy to buy some Dramamine. I'm embarrassed to say that was only the first time I ever gambled in a pharmacy.
• Dined at a bistro called "Le Café" in the "Paris" casino and ordered a "Quesadilla."
• Saw George Wallace's stand-up show: "I Be Thinking." He said my mama's so fat she has an actual horse on her Polo shirt. I don't know if that's true, but my mental effort alone proves that I too now be thinking.
• Met a stripper who introduced herself as Yummy. I asked what her stripper name was, but received a blank stare.
• Feasted in Caesar's Palace at "Snackus Maximus." I never knew "Snack" came from a Latin root.
• Visited Hoover Dam which I learned was constructed in response to our crippling dependence on beavers for dam construction. It took a ton of manpower, but you don't hear beavers talking smack any more, so I for one applaud it.
Join us back in Los Angeles this Wednesday after 8:30 at:
Coronet Pub
370 N La Cienega Blvd
West Hollywood, CA 90048
Cross Street: Oakwood
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