"Most Friends on MySpace." I'm about to go over the top with an unprecedented...
100 friends!
The century, the c-note, el primo followed by a doublet of big salamis (if you cut out the middle and leave just the rinds). And it took me only 16 short months of emailing 50 complete strangers a day to do it.
I wish I knew what exactly is so remarkably amiable about me, but whatever it is, I've got the touch. Just the other day, I read about this topless teacher from Austin, found her MySpace page, requested her as a friend and boom -- "Mrs. H" and I are thick as thieves. And Oprah was so excited, she sent a personalized thank you, plus a discount on a subscription to O At Home. To be honest, I've never really had "friends" per se, so I'm a little nervous about how to behave. I'm hoping there's some pamphlet available. Anyway, I'll just sit tight and wait for the Guinness people to drop by. Should be any minute now.
Join Jay and Mr. Popular this Wednesday after 8:30 at:
Formosa Cafe
7156 Santa Monica Blvd
West Hollywood, CA 90046
Cross Street: Santa Monica
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