Put your hands together for the latest city to join the wnd family -- Washington D.C.! That's right: New York and Los Angeles were simply not enough to satisfy the teeming masses craving a place to go on Wednesday nights. Thanks to Margaret, a recent immigrant to our nation's capital, even more people will get the opportunity to master such skills as "ordering a drink," "carrying on a conversation" and "leaving" with the help of a highly-skilled professional. Our deep faith in Miss Margaret's ability stems from both her achievement on all 118 diagnostic tests we threw at her and her astonishing ability to complete our 5-mile obstacle course after only 47 attempts. Nice going, Madge.
Where to next, you ask? I suppose the obvious answer would be Boston or Chicago, but if you ask me, I'm holding out for Antigua.
Join us this Wednesday after 8:30 at:
Bar Marmont
8171 W Sunset Blvd
West Hollywood, CA 90046
Cross Street: Crescent
No comments:
Post a Comment