Don't Stop WNDin'

Yes, there's wnd this week, but before we get to that . . .

I'm in a gi-normously fantastic-alacious show that is so unbelievably hot, you might just pass out and wind up in the hospital dead. Dead I say. (Do I know how to sell a show or what?) It's called "Rock of Ages" -- a rock musical that depicts Hollywood in 1986, dominated by big chords, big dreams and big hair.

Buy tickets immediately at www.rockofagesmusical.com. You can also read more about it and see how smokin' hot I look in my skimpy stripper's outfit. Yowser.

(If you're in the show, don't tell the others about how un-hot I look as the mayor -- I'm just trying to get them to the site. It's called marketing, people. Wake up.)

Join Jay and me this Wednesday after 8:30 at:

Rainbow Bar & Grill

9015 W Sunset Blvd
West Hollywood, CA 90069
Cross Street: Hammond

Rock on.

What's a Rose Bowl, WND?

Did you guys know there was this football game going on last week during WND? It's true. And we picked a sports bar. Pretty bright. I guess the only thing smarter would've been to pick an Irish Pub on St. Patrick's Day. Or Moishe's Mosh Pit on Tu B'Shevat. Or on Arbor Day to pick a... tree... bar. Or on Flag Day to... you get the point. Or maybe you don't. How about you all go through every big event in the calendar year and assign the most inappropriate place to have drinks? Then, ask yourself why you have all that time to spend on such a meaningless activity. Then take a nap, because you're gonna be pretty tired.

All apologies, but kudos to all of you who came out for a drink. Join Jay and me this Wednesday after 8:30 at:

Red Lion Tavern

2366 Glendale Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90039
Cross Street: Brier

Fingers crossed, there's no holiday coming up involving colored lions.

WoNeD

Happy New Year! But more importantly, Happy 1st Anniversary!

That's right: exactly a year ago, January 4th, 2005, your life was forever changed by my move to Los Angeles. And what do you know: the 4th is on a Wednesday this year.

Perhaps now would be a good time to reflect on all the many ways that my closer proximity has improved your life, either directly or indirectly. Perhaps such contemplation will move you to buy me a beer, or food, or things. Lord knows I need more stuff -- lots and lots of stuff.

Join Jay and me this Wednesday after 9:00 at:

Barney's Beanery

8447 Santa Monica Blvd
West Hollywood, CA 90036
Cross Street: La Cienega