I've officially run out of ideas for my scrolling screensaver. Tonight, I must retire the final gem -- "Jeremy Rocks" -- since it has reached the mandatory retirement age of 65 weeks. How, I wonder, shall I now preserve my precious monitor? What could possibly add to the greasy fingerprints and inches of dust that already "protect" it? Certainly not that 3D pipes crap. I just can't imagine anything approaching the inspirational masterpieces that have trot across my monitor lo these many years:
"Jeremy's the Man"
"Jeremy's 'da Man"
"Turn and face the strange: J-J-Jeremy"
"Have a holly, Jeremy Christmas"
"Rabb in an Elevator"
"Rabble-Rouser"
"Rabba-Dabba-Do"
"DJ Rabbi Rabb"
"To sleep, perchance to dream: ay, there's the Rabb"
"You can't spell Scrabble without R-A-B-B"
"Rabb me two times, baby; Rabb me twice today"
"Ow! Your bullet hit me right in the Rabbdomen"
"Rabbsolutely Rabbulous"
and finally,
"Sic Transit Gloria Mundi"
Maybe I'll just do a photo slideshow of my nephew's bris. Until then, join Jay and me this Wednesday after 8:30 at:
The Derby
4500 Los Feliz Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90027
Cross Street: Hillhurst
($5 dollar cover)
I Heart-With-Arrow Seattle Fountain
17 years ago
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