Yours in WND

My email closings lack pizzazz. "Thanks," "Later," and "Jeremy" are not representing just how clever and special I am. I've spent the last seventeen hours combing through your emails for inspiration.

* "Cheers" confuses me. Are we suddenly having a drink together? What if the guy I'm emailing is a recovering alcoholic? I also don't know why I'm trying to sound British.

* "Sincerely" always sounds insincere.

* "Best" skips right past 'good' and 'better' to announce perfection, which I admire. It also lets the reader know just how ridiculously busy I am. There simply aren't enough hours in the day for me to plod through "All the Best." Actually, "Bes" might even take less time.

* "Sent from my blackberry" would be cool and trick people into thinking I own a blackberry. How about "Sent from my spaceship"?

While I try to figure something out, join Jay and me this Wednesday after 9:00 at:

Frank N Hank's

518 S Western Ave
Los Angeles, CA 90020
Cross Street: 5th

Yours in bemused resignation,
Jeremy

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(verb) Jay and me this Wednesday after 9:00 at:

Alibi Room

12236 W Washington Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90066
Cross Street: Campbell