Don't Stop WNDin'

Yes, there's wnd this week, but before we get to that . . .

I'm in a gi-normously fantastic-alacious show that is so unbelievably hot, you might just pass out and wind up in the hospital dead. Dead I say. (Do I know how to sell a show or what?) It's called "Rock of Ages" -- a rock musical that depicts Hollywood in 1986, dominated by big chords, big dreams and big hair.

Buy tickets immediately at www.rockofagesmusical.com. You can also read more about it and see how smokin' hot I look in my skimpy stripper's outfit. Yowser.

(If you're in the show, don't tell the others about how un-hot I look as the mayor -- I'm just trying to get them to the site. It's called marketing, people. Wake up.)

Join Jay and me this Wednesday after 8:30 at:

Rainbow Bar & Grill

9015 W Sunset Blvd
West Hollywood, CA 90069
Cross Street: Hammond

Rock on.