You really must go WND

My bride-to-be and I have decided on a locale for our honeymoon -- the Amalfi coast. We've saved up nearly 65 Euros, so should be pretty much covered for the two-week trip. I'm excited, but worry that I'll return spouting such tripe as "Oh, you simply must visit if you have the chance," "The views are spectacular: you'll never see anything like it" and "The food is just incredible."

Whenever some windbag prates on and on about his vacation, I invariably paste a dopey smile on my face and shake my head in supposed wonderment just to satisfy the speaker's need to be envied. "Wow, you went to Italy? Gosh, that's amazing. The food is incredible? Really? Thank god you're here to settle once and for all that hotly debated point. I can just see you there with your big, ugly camera around your big, ugly neck and your dumb map and your stupid Polo shirt and your loser baseball cap... get over yourself!"

Can you tell I'm worked up over the election? Join Jay and me this Wednesday after 9:00 at:

Hush Lounge

6533 Hollywood Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90028
Cross Street: Hudson