Classy WND

To those of you who always have class Wednesday nights, I've spoken with your instructors. They told me to tell you to go ahead and skip this week's session, explaining that you need time off from your recent classwork which has been "muddy," "scattered" and "overwrought." Hey, their words, not mine.

Instead, join Jay and me this Wednesday after 8:30 at:

Hinano Cafe

15 Washington Blvd
Venice, CA 90292
Cross Ocean: The Pacific

Jeremy

P.S. Special deals for those planning to come see me in "Taming of the Shrew":
* "Half-Price Advance" Tickets -- Wednesday March 25th, 8 pm
* "Pay What You Can" Tickets -- Thursday, Match 26th, 8 pm
(I'm assuming they mean pay as little as you can, since some people are fully capable of paying thousands of dollars. They should really be more clear.)
Call the box office @ 818-240-0910 to make reservations.

Birthday Message WND

Today is Jay's birthday (!), so I was curious as to how he'd slip that into his wnd invite -- little did I know how obvious he'd be. Here's what he wrote, the numbered (decrypting) footnotes being my own:

"WND hasn't gone away(1), it's just cutting(2) back on its hours, so no one loses their job(3). Come join Jeremy and me after 8:30 for our first WND of the new year!"

(1) - "gone away" is clearly an anagram for "age? no way!"
(2) - "cutting" . . . as in cutting birthday cake?? Real subtle, Jay.
(3) - "job," as in Steve Jobs whose birthday is February 24th, exactly 14 days after Jay's, or 2 weeks, 2 being the smallest prime number, prime containing the letters r e m, as in remember, as in remember my birthday...we get it, already! Ease up, man!

Anyway, come celebrate the birthday boy for real (Huzzah!) this Wednesday after 8:30 at:

3rd Stop
8636 W 3rd St
Los Angeles, CA 90048
Cross Street: George Burns Road

Jeremy