Birthday Message WND

Today is Jay's birthday (!), so I was curious as to how he'd slip that into his wnd invite -- little did I know how obvious he'd be. Here's what he wrote, the numbered (decrypting) footnotes being my own:

"WND hasn't gone away(1), it's just cutting(2) back on its hours, so no one loses their job(3). Come join Jeremy and me after 8:30 for our first WND of the new year!"

(1) - "gone away" is clearly an anagram for "age? no way!"
(2) - "cutting" . . . as in cutting birthday cake?? Real subtle, Jay.
(3) - "job," as in Steve Jobs whose birthday is February 24th, exactly 14 days after Jay's, or 2 weeks, 2 being the smallest prime number, prime containing the letters r e m, as in remember, as in remember my birthday...we get it, already! Ease up, man!

Anyway, come celebrate the birthday boy for real (Huzzah!) this Wednesday after 8:30 at:

3rd Stop
8636 W 3rd St
Los Angeles, CA 90048
Cross Street: George Burns Road

Jeremy