Henrik Ibsen:
"Hey, look everybody: it's Heinie Itchin! Why are you itching your heinie, Ib-shit? Write a well-made play about that, smart guy. You're dumb."
Marcel Proust:
"Hey, PrOWst! How's it going, PrOWst?"
"Non, c'est Prooost!"
"What's that, PrOWst? Why's your name PrOWst, Marcy? Marcy's a girl's name. You're a girl!"
Henri de Toulose-Lautrec:
"Toulouse? Too short is more like it, Tou-Loser!"
Next time on "Bully," I mess with former U.N. secretary generals with such ferocity that U Thant's forced to hide in the boys' bathroom all recess. Until then, join Jay and me this Wednesday after 9:00 at:
World Cafe
2820 Main St
Santa Monica, CA 90405
Cross Street: Hill
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